February 2012
73 posts
cosmo tip #191
expertcosmotips:
let your man know when you’re feeling extra hot by sending smoke signals from a flammable location
Happy Happy Night
Me and my boyfriend played Mario Kart on his N64.
I really do love him, I really, really do.
lying on the trampoline with my boyfriend today...
brb swooning
my room still isn’t clean and i want to put my clothes away and my heart hurts and i forgot to take pills today and i woke up at 630 and my phone is lost and the big bang theory isn’t even a funny show like at all like what the fuck penny would never get with leonard in a real life scenario. also does anyone else agree that the people who bring sport’s water bottles to schools...
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what if kanye west was less ambitious
silver digger
just one light
you can tell me something
strong
lost in the park
jesus sits
touch the ceiling
dirt from sierra leone
pretty good life
the lights flashed
power outage
walk away
n——s in paris, texas
When I leave here, everything will be white and pure, and i’ll be happy.
I still wonder if you miss me as much as I miss you. I still wonder if I made the right decision. I still wonder if you’re even sorry at all.
The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?
one more montage
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Montage of Dani looking like a thumb
I want to get dressed but that requires getting out of bed and i’m not sure if i’m ready for that big of a life decision
when you finally fall asleep after a long time of crying
that’s what I love
Doctor: are you sexually active?
Me: No
Doctor: okay, I didnt think so
Me: what’s that supposed to mean!?
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I had a sonogram
before I was pregnant
Physician: Are you sexually active
Me: No usually I just lay there
Physician:
Me:
